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WELCOME TO MADDOX MANIA

I don't understand why this hasn't been done earlier. Clearly this man's vision needs to be commended, memorialized and exalted. It's simple- HE IS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING. He's a pirate with nuts as large as the sun! I know for a fact that everyone wants those same nuts in their mouths. Someday he shall father all of my illegitimate children and my one purpose in life will be fulfilled.

The purpose of this site will remain simple, to build a site for the fans of Maddox. I know you're out there. Don't be shy. You can do it with or without clothes. Whether you're a bum, KKK member, bastard, bitch or just the normal guy, Maddox touches us. Instead of making dinner for your family, send in ideas for Maddox mania. Rather then going to work, why not work on Maddox Mania? If the choice comes down between either visiting your friend who's been diagnosed with cancer or helping out with the site, I think the choice becomes clear. Instead of masturbating to porn, masturbate to Maddox. With your help this site can flourish into a beautiful, beautiful thing.

Somehow society/media managed to make obsession look bad. People fear obsession. It has become one of those red flagged words that we all try to avoid and solve in the self-help section at the bookstore. But when it comes to Maddox, too much is never enough. If you're not captivated completely by this man, then you're missing your soul. If you're loins don't burn for him then maybe you’re just not human. One does not need Prozac, yoga, alcohol or any other substance- just take the all natural Maddox at least three times a day if not more and your life will change.